Dumbasses In Government

Not So Maturo

2012-01-25T17:58:00.001-06:00

When reporter asked East Haven Connecticut, and new addition to Dumbasses in Government, Joseph Maturo what he was going to do for the Latino community, he responded: “I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet.” Nice. I wonder if he’s going to hook up the neighborhood negroes by going to KFC or Popeye’s. Idiot. When called on his comment by the reporter, he said: “I might

Liar Liar

2012-01-21T08:46:00.001-06:00

"The U.S. military is at risk of losing its 'military superiority' because 'our Navy is smaller than it's been since 1917. Our Air Force is smaller and older than any time since 1947.' " - Mitt Romney, January 16 2012 GOP Presidential Debate. "The final four years under George W. Bush saw lower levels of active ships than any of the three years under Obama. The number of surface warships also

Hear Newt Cry. Cry, Newt Cry

2012-01-21T04:48:00.001-06:00

“To take an ex-wife and make it, two days before the primary, a significant question in a presidential campaign is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine." Newt Gingrich, 2012 GOP debate – in response to question about an allegation that he suggested an open marriage to ex-wife Marianne. "I will never again, as long as I am speaker, make a speech without commenting on this topic.” Newt

General Dumbassery

2012-01-14T09:59:00.000-06:00

Dumbass extraordinaire John Bolton said referred to the President of the United States as the “first president, Republican or Democrat, at least since Franklin Roosevelt, who didn’t get up every morning thinking first about what threats the United States faces.” Do you suppose this idiot is a mind-reader, or does he get a phone call from the President every morning? “John. I still just don’t

A Lesson in Contrast

2012-01-08T08:26:00.006-06:00

“I would send troops back into Iraq” Rick Perry, 07 January 2012 “I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.” Dwight D. Eisenhower “There was never a good war, or a bad peace.” Benjamin Franklin “War is Hell.” William Tecumseh Sherman “The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.” William Westmoreland “The

Rick The Dick

2011-12-20T04:54:00.001-06:00

Texas governor, presidential candidate, and National Dumbass Rick Perry called the Wall Street bailout the “single biggest act of theft in American History.” Speaking of theft… Did you know that Rick Perry collects a Texas State retirement while he’s collecting his governor’s salary? That’s right, kiddies – while he’s cutting Texas state education funding, and blasting federal employees for being

Fuck You John McCain

2011-12-14T20:25:00.000-06:00

“It is clear that this decision of a complete pullout of United States troops from Iraq was dictated by politics and not our national security interests. I believe that history will judge this president’s leadership with scorn and disdain, with the scorn and disdain that it deserves.” – John McCain Any president who gets my military brothers and sisters out of harm’s way is okay with me. The

Perry Hates Fairies

2011-12-09T17:48:00.003-06:00

‎"You don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know that there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school." - Rick Perry Yeah, dim wit - the military's gone right down the toilet now that them homersexials have come out of the closet. What's this moron smoking? There's something wrong in this

David Gregory is a Wimp

2011-12-04T08:37:00.000-06:00

I really wish Meet the Press would get a host with some fucking balls. Gregory gives people way too many passes and outs during Q&As. Today's interview with Reince Priebus is particularly disappointing in that Gregory is letting the guy get away with laughable hyperbole.

Tired of fake politicians stretching the truth?

2011-08-22T19:53:00.002-05:00

That’s the campaign slogan of Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike McCalister. That being said, Here are some tidbits from his life: - He’s a retired Army reserve Colonel. Retired. Reserve – True.- He claimed he participated in black ops and testified before Congress – False.- Says he never said he testified before Congress – False.- Said, "If there was any misrepresentation, I accept

WTF

2011-06-07T18:34:00.002-05:00