Clueless Clarence

As you may have read/heard yesterday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of a child who was strip-searched by public school employees. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was the lone Justice to vote in favor of the school.

“Preservation of order, discipline and safety in public schools is simply not the domain of the Constitution,”
Yeah, but protection against unlawful search and seizure is, you fuck.

“Redding would not have been the first person to conceal pills in her undergarments, nor will she be the last after today’s decision, which announced the safest places to secrete contraband in school.”
Whatever, dumbass.

What the fuck is Clarence smoking? Exactly what kind of logic does that idiot employ in the highest court in our country? Here’s another scenario using his flawed logic:

- Court rules in favor of schools, announcing to kids around the country that the new safest place to hide drugs (licit or illicit) is in their anuses and vaginas.
- Nurse Suzy Biblethumper decides to take matters into her own hands one day, and performs a body cavity search on a student. She finds nothing.
- The student’s family sues. The case ends up at the Supreme Court.
- Using Clueless Clarence’s logic, the search was legal because the “preservation of good order, discipline and safety in public schools” isn’t the domain of the U.S. Constitution.

Are you fucking kidding me? And yes, that’s exactly the way he would have voted, had he used the same logic he used yesterday.

If someone ever strip searches my daughter at school, I might not be so civil as the parents of Ms. Redding. And if the perpetrator happened to be a man, he’d get the ass-whipping of a lifetime. Promise.

Dumbass Minor
Francisco Negron, Associate Executive Director and General Counsel of the National School Boards Association, had this to say last night on NBC Nightly News: “We would hope that the decision doesn’t act in such a way that school districts are fearful of acting or taking necessary measure that they need to take to ensure student safety.”

Listen, Frankie, There is absolutely no justifiable reason for school employees to ever strip search a minor. None! Never! Here’s a novel idea for you: Call Mommy and/or Daddy. Have them come down and help. Have the cops present if you will. School districts should be fearful when it comes to illegal searches - They’re unconstitutional, and you may even end up with an irate dad in your face, itchin’ to hurt you. It ain’t fuckin’ rocket science.

Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”