Fuck You John McCain

“It is clear that this decision of a complete pullout of United States troops from Iraq was dictated by politics and not our national security interests. I believe that history will judge this president’s leadership with scorn and disdain, with the scorn and disdain that it deserves.” – John McCain

Any president who gets my military brothers and sisters out of harm’s way is okay with me. The Iraqis need to govern their own fucking country and protect their own fucking people. We’ve spent and sacrificed enough in Iraq.

What the ignorant, warmongering Mr. McCain seems to forget is that there’s not a terrorist group in the world that can invade us, take away our freedom, or remove his right to speak so disrespectfully of the President of the United States.

So – Fuck you Mr. McCain. Fuck. You. You’re a disgrace to your position, and a disgrace to the uniform you wore and an embarrassment to the United States Navy.

McDumbass

I’ve lost so much respect for McCain over the past couple of months. Forget that I disagree with his politics; his shitty negative campaign strategies; and his rah-rah, lowest-common-denominator cheerleader bullshit; the man has simply sold out – sold himself out to his derailing party and his handlers. His performance in Wednesday’s debate seemed desperate. His demeanor was a mix of nervousness, anger, desperation and a pathetic kind of awkward dorkiness; and there were too many scripted sound bytes (as usual). Plus, he desperately reached to Joe the Plumber like Shelley Winter did for oxygen in the original “Poseidon Adventure.” It was sad.

Yesterday evening, NBC reported that McCain “Sprung Joe the Plumber as the Poster child of angry taxpayers” during last night’s debate.

Fuck Joe the Plumber. Poor thing is only gonna be making $250,000.00 this year in his new business. That’s right – fuck Joe (really Sam) – and his new celebrity. And fuck McCain and his campaing for suggesting that someone making $250,000 a year represents the average, American working stiff. And fuck all the dumbasses making $25,000 a year who buy this shit.

Anyway....

Funny thing is that he doesn’t even have a business yet; nor is there any certified plumber in the state of Ohio with his name, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. I can’t help but wonder if Joe the Plumber was nothing more than some sap that the GOP planted in the crowd.

Funnier yet, is the fact that Sammy Joe admitted on television (sometime after his chat with Obama) that his current income would benefit under an Obama tax plan.

But wait! Don’t stop now! Li’l Sammy also has an Ohio state income tax lien against him for around $1,200.

If I hear one more story about this guy (especially from McCain) I’m gonna slash my wrists.

Thanks For The McMemories

Did I say that?

"I am a war criminal. I bombed innocent women and children." ~John McCain, on CBS' "60 Minutes," 1997.