Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Councilwoman Targets Car Washes

That was a headline on the local KSAT web site today. The issue? A local entrepreneur started a car wash. The car washers are women. The work uniform is the dreaded bikini, the second biggest threat to the American family – right behind that homo stuff.

The lead morality crusader is San Antonio District 3 councilwoman Jennifer Ramos. KSAT quoted her: “There’s a place and area for these types of car washes.”

Dear Ms. Ramos: Where, pray tell, in the fuck is that?

Apparently Ms. Ramos has nothing better to do with her time than worry about legally dressed human beings working at a legitimate job. Of course, there is no ordinance regulating bikini car washes, so Jen baby is pushing for tighter car wash regulations.

I’m wondering if Ms. Dumbass will also push for tighter regulations on:

Beaches
Swimming pools
The Olympics
Water parks
The Learning Channel (There’s a show called “Bikini or Bust.”)

And what about the Bible? Shall we regulate that and put it in a “place and area for” those types of books?

Adam and Eve were fucking naked, for Christ’s sake. And they weren’t even washing cars. They were living in a paradise that God built. Now I’m not a particularly religious fellow, but the way I see it, if God didn’t have a problem with naked folks, why in the hell should Jennifer Ramos and her loyal [and obviously] right wing followers?

And Sodom and Gomorrah?
And ejaculation without impregnation? (Genesis 38:6-9)

Chew on this Jenny: Jesus was a big fat liberal. Think about it.

5 comments:

Tom Harper said...

Well, finally! At last we have a government official with the Godfearing decency to tackle this menace. Bikini-clad carwashers and the Homosexual Agenda -- these are the two evils which will bring this great nation to her knees.

Every time I see one of those wayward indecently-dressed car washers, I get my Jesus on.

Carlos said...

Tom: I count my lucky stars that there's a public servant in my own city with this level of moral fiber and fortitude. :-)

American Hill BIlly said...

She's just pissed because they didn't give her a job!!

Anonymous said...

OMG. FUCk you mr.carlos.Apparently you know SHIT about jennifer Ramos. i happen to know her on a personal level & I can guarantee that not only does she not have an ounce of moral fiber she most definitely has even lesser of that in what you refer to as>>> FORTITUDE. I really truly doubt that she has an ounce of dignity left. what was once a thriving part of the community called el torrero restaraunt has lost whatever dignity it had. Right now it's no more than a BAR that sits two blocks from a primary school guarded under the cowardess clauses of GRANDPA.
If you'd like to address any issues that you have with the lead morality crusader of the south side.. then look no further than the bar that sits 2 blocks from riverside elementary. councilwoman j ramos has a health bulletin on you tube that basically says " did you know that getting out of your chair & doing Blah BLah BLah & walking a certain amount of bullshit steps is good for your YADDA YADDA YADDA. well here's my public announcement ms. RAMOS. staying out of the bar 3 nights out of the week does wonder for your skin . making sure that the apple does not fall far from the tree & ensuring ... not enabling minors in BARS is a wonderful starting place in establishing a great repoir with your constituents.
Also, though we may come across smart people in this world; it is important to remember the essentials. the mandatory structure of vocabulary, ms ramos... can you spell " HYPOCRITE"!!!!!

Carlos said...

Anonymous: Try again. I'm not sure what the fuck you're saying. Next time try it sober. Are you bashing me? If so, what for? Rambling, drunken diatribes don't last long on my blogs, so answer coherently please.