Today’s Dumbass – U.S. Representative Todd Akin (R – Missouri). On pregnancy and rape, this sloped-forehead cretin said: "First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare.”
And
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
And
"But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something. You know I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."
He offered a weak response to the scathing criticism resulting from his retarded comments (apologies to retards), and went on to say: “But I believe deeply in the protection of all life and I do not believe that harming another innocent victim is the right course of action.”
Apparently he doesn’t feel deeply enough to be up in arms about all the people killed over years since we went to war in Afghanistan or Iraq.
I wonder if, in his retarded world, he’d have “Rape Legitimacy Panels.”
“Uh, I'm sorry brother Cleothus, the young lady clearly asked for it. I mean, she *was* wearing a skirt above her knees, after all."
"You're right brother Hezekiah. The harlot *did* have it comin'. I hereby declare this rape illegitimate. Now go on and have that baby ma'am. Stop your complainin’, and revere the sanctity of life you're fixin' ta put forth from your loins. Hallelujah!"
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