Sunday, November 23, 2014

American Family Association (Translation: Bigots, oppressors, and morons)

Christian dildo Bryan Fischer, the executive director of the American Family Association, says that the founders meant the Constitution to protect Christian religious freedoms, and no others.  Among some of the gems this ass-wipe spewed on his “Focal Point” radio show:

"By the word 'religion,' the founders meant Christianity.”

“At the time of the founding [of the United States], 99.8 percent of the population of the colonies were Christians. The other 0.2 percent were Jews.”  (I’d love to know where he got [i]those[/i]stats.)

“By ‘religion’ the founders were thinking of Christianity, so the purpose was to protect the free exercise of the Christian faith. It wasn’t about protecting anything else.”

“Here is where the definition of the word religion becomes absolutely critical…If by ‘religion’ the founders meant Christianity, then you can ban a monument to Satan because that is not Christianity.”

"Our Constitution protects the free exercise of the Christian religion. Yours is not a Christian expression, we're not going to have that monument."

"If we don't understand the word 'religion' to mean Christianity as the founders intended it, then we have no way to stop Islam, we have no way to stop Satanism, we have no way to stop any other sort of sinister religion practice that might creep onto the fruited plains."


Mr. Fischer, clearly doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.  While Christian religions were the most prevalent religions of our founders’ time, it is im-fucking-possible for him to make the contentions he makes with any semblance of credibility.  The fact that he [i]did[/i] make those contentions is kinda scary.  Where do people like Fischer come from?  

What kind of evil is behind the union of the sperm and egg that create cretins like this knucklehead?  Jesus H. Christ.

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