Special Double Wannabe Edition

On the Paris tragedy, his idiotness Donald Trump said, “And I’ll tell you what, you can say what you want, but if they had guns, if our people had guns, if they were allowed to carry, it would have been a much, much different situation."

Look shit-for-brains, I hardly think that 8 hours (or so) of state-mandated handgun training is sufficient to make a difference in a surprise attack by trained terrorists with fully automatic weapons.  In fact, some states have no live fire requirements and no minimum number of hours of training required to get a concealed carry permit.  An inept, inexperienced handgun owner would have been no better than any of the unarmed citizens in any of those crowds in Paris. They would've been too busy shitting their pants to draw their weapon, I can tell you that mucch.

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Uncle Jeb said today on Meet the Press that he'd have no-fly zones over Syria.  I wonder how the Russians would feel about that.

Where do these morons come from?

Fuck You, Ann Coulter

Hateful cunt extraordinaire Ann Coulter said in an article:

“If more ‘Americans’ are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer.”

Hey, you anorexic, ignorant, festering flesh bag full of maggot-infested spoilage – My 9^th great grandfather was born in the United States, and guess what – I’m watching soccer.

So shut the fuck up and get hit by a truck already, will ya?

Special Citizen Edition

This morning a local news channel asked this question on its Facebook page:

“On this Presidents' Day, we want to know:  If you could be President, what is one thing you would do?”

Here are some of the comments of the less cerebrally capable of our citizens.  Remember, the question was "one thing."  These people are idiots.

Stop Obamacare!!!!!

Quit giving so many foodstamps away, and some tighter conditions on the system

Ban illegals

bring honor and prestige back to the office

Approve the Keystone pipeline project on day one!

Uphold the Constitution!

I would cut congress pay and benefits instead of those of our troops!

Bring God back into the country

Read the Constitution and then FOLLOW IT!

Make drug testing mandatory for any type of government assistance.

Close our borders.

Re-define Welfare! Cut off welfare completly...sum ppl take advantage becuz they r too lazy to go to work...

Deport all illegals, close our borders, cut funding to prisons (make the inmates work for themselves)

Cut all unnecessary regulations, laws, and taxes. And institute a flat tax after kicking out everyone who isn't a citizen.

Get rid of all the regulatory bodies.

I would go back to the basics of the constitution.

Period. no more obamacare costs to much for what you get.

Citizen Dumbass

I encountered this poster child for post-natal abortion at a stoplight today whilst returning home from a morning’s worth of errands.

The teen in the car next to us was laughing and pointing. I was laughing. I hope you’re laughing.

Even if Palin actually did run for something last year, I can’t imagine why someone would admit to voting for someone as stupifyingly dumb as Sarah Palin.

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