Dear Dumbasses

While all you morons fretting and furling your brows (and killing) over all those “dangerous” Mexicans coming murderously across the border to take your lettuce-picking and housekeeping jobs, people who are a real threat to our country are slipping in and plotting to do terrible things to your countrymen.

Where the fuck are you now? Why is it that shipping companies, street vendors, and the like are the ones finding these people? Why aren’t you organized and coordinating your efforts to fend off true enemies of our country?

I’ll tell you why – because you’re lazy, disinterested, and acutely uninformed non-patriots.