Michael Steele
This dumbass says he wants to give the Republican Party a hip-hop makeover. No shit. He said
it. Here’s a snip from a Washington Times article:
"Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”
"The RNC's first black chairman will “surprise everyone” when updating the party's image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, on television and in print, he told The Washington Times."
“…We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings.”
“…we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”
“We don't offer one image for 18-year-olds and another for soccer moms but one that shows who we are for the 21st century.”
It doesn’t matter how much makeup this dumbass slops on the Republican Party, the fact remains that the GOP is plain coyote ugly. Make that double coyote ugly (That’s where you chew your remaining arm off because you know she’ll be angry and looking for someone with one arm).
By the way Mikey, you’re fifty-something years old; ain’t a brotha, sista, vato or ruca been born who will think you or your stiff Republican ilk is anything close to “off the hook.”
Oh, and about your claim that the Republican message won’t change with your audience: bullshit. You’ve already contradicted yourself unless, that is, you plan on patronizing your lily-white, Christian constituency with your new hip-hop makeover, slang or whatever you’re calling this pandering.
Bobby Jindal
Has anyone not seen Jindal giving the Republican’s response to Obama’s speech to Congress? If
not, check it out here. Yuck. Anyway…After nearly two minutes of meaningless blather he got to what the fuck he should’ve been talking about form the beginning – the economy. Really Bobby - I couldn’t care less about your fucking family.
Jindal said the Republicans have a responsibility to be candid and offer better ideas regarding the economy. The trouble with that is they’re offering shit but the same old tired crap the Right has been drooling for years.
And hurricane Katrina? Aside from telling us what we already fucking know (that we can’t trust the government) what the fuck did that have to do with anything!?
One of the things he said that particularly pissed me off was “Instead of trusting us to make decisions with our own money, they passed the largest spending bill in history…” I’ve got news for you Slum Dog Dumbass, our country wouldn’t be in this fucking mess to begin with if it weren’t for crooked politicians, Republican deregulation of various industries, and Dumbya’s War.
Rather than dissect any more of this kindergarten-teacher-like feces, which would surely make my head explode, I’m going to get something to eat now.
Oh yeah, if you’ve ever seen 30 Rock, you’ll surely agree that Jindal’s speaking cadence and tone is virtually identical to actor Jack McBrayer's character Kenneth Ellen Parcel, the page. Watch this video and dare tell me they don’t sound the same. Someone’s voicing-over for someone!
PS
Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks Jindal sounds like Kenneth the Page!
This dumbass says he wants to give the Republican Party a hip-hop makeover. No shit. He said
it. Here’s a snip from a Washington Times article:"Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael S. Steele plans an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party's principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”
"The RNC's first black chairman will “surprise everyone” when updating the party's image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, on television and in print, he told The Washington Times."
“…We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-surburban hip-hop settings.”
“…we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”
“We don't offer one image for 18-year-olds and another for soccer moms but one that shows who we are for the 21st century.”
It doesn’t matter how much makeup this dumbass slops on the Republican Party, the fact remains that the GOP is plain coyote ugly. Make that double coyote ugly (That’s where you chew your remaining arm off because you know she’ll be angry and looking for someone with one arm).
By the way Mikey, you’re fifty-something years old; ain’t a brotha, sista, vato or ruca been born who will think you or your stiff Republican ilk is anything close to “off the hook.”
Oh, and about your claim that the Republican message won’t change with your audience: bullshit. You’ve already contradicted yourself unless, that is, you plan on patronizing your lily-white, Christian constituency with your new hip-hop makeover, slang or whatever you’re calling this pandering.
Bobby Jindal
Has anyone not seen Jindal giving the Republican’s response to Obama’s speech to Congress? If
not, check it out here. Yuck. Anyway…After nearly two minutes of meaningless blather he got to what the fuck he should’ve been talking about form the beginning – the economy. Really Bobby - I couldn’t care less about your fucking family.Jindal said the Republicans have a responsibility to be candid and offer better ideas regarding the economy. The trouble with that is they’re offering shit but the same old tired crap the Right has been drooling for years.
And hurricane Katrina? Aside from telling us what we already fucking know (that we can’t trust the government) what the fuck did that have to do with anything!?
One of the things he said that particularly pissed me off was “Instead of trusting us to make decisions with our own money, they passed the largest spending bill in history…” I’ve got news for you Slum Dog Dumbass, our country wouldn’t be in this fucking mess to begin with if it weren’t for crooked politicians, Republican deregulation of various industries, and Dumbya’s War.
Rather than dissect any more of this kindergarten-teacher-like feces, which would surely make my head explode, I’m going to get something to eat now.
Oh yeah, if you’ve ever seen 30 Rock, you’ll surely agree that Jindal’s speaking cadence and tone is virtually identical to actor Jack McBrayer's character Kenneth Ellen Parcel, the page. Watch this video and dare tell me they don’t sound the same. Someone’s voicing-over for someone!
PS
Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks Jindal sounds like Kenneth the Page!
1 comment:
I didn't know that rap/hip-hop thing with Michael Steele was for real. Jon Stewart was doing a skit about that last night on The Daily Show, and I thought he was just making the whole thing up. OMG.
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