Max Baucus and Orrin Hatch need to move on to new fucking jobs.
Today The Hill reports that Senators Max Baucus
(D-Mont.) and Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), who head the Senate Finance Committee and
are working on a complete rewrite of the U.S. tax code, have assured their
colleagues that any of their requests to preserve a loophole will be kept
secret by the National Archives for 50 years.
Read the rest of the article at Bloomberg Businessweek, or continue below.
The details of the story, all true, read as if they
were dreamed up by a 10-year-old after watching Thunderball: “Each submission
will also be given its own ID number and be kept on password-protected servers,
with printed versions kept in locked safes,” The Hill writes. Until 2064.
It isn’t clear who holds the key to the safes, or
whether, as in a nuclear silo, there are two key-holders to prevent actions of
conscience. Or whether the server will be protected with a password that must
contain at least one number and one capital letter. Or whether that password
will be written down, and if so, if that paper will be troweled into the
repairs underway on the Washington Monument.
An aide explained to The Hill that Baucus and
Hatch’s promise of 50 years of secrecy is “standard operating procedure for
sensitive materials including investigation materials.” Tax negotiations,
then—Congress’s basic constitutional responsibility—are to be held to the same
standard of secrecy as the investigation of the Warren Commission.
Secrecy is a feature of our democracy. Sausage is
gross, and backroom deals are necessary. But these secrets, the scraps of paper
on which Senators write their wishes, vouchsafed in a hope chest at the
National Archives, are so precious that they can’t even be trusted to a back
room. Senators are scared. Some tax loopholes are just indefensible to voters.
There is no way to pretend that they help our kids, or jobs. They just go to
people and companies that donate money. That’s what this secrecy is for. The
only possible reason for it to exist is to prevent senators from having to
defend their choices to the public.
So here’s what we know about Baucus and Hatch’s
“blank slate” process, which wipes the tax code clean, forcing senators to
justify every loophole they ask to have written back in. We know that some of
the loopholes just aren’t defensible, so toxic to voters that not only can we
not know them, we may not ever know them. I will probably not live to 2064; the
genes aren’t as good on my father’s side. I would, however, like to be able to
decide how to vote in 2014. Senators have to please both constituents and
donors. I get it. Money is speech. But any senator with a tax plea so secret it
has to be physically locked away is definitely, absolutely not requesting it
for the voters.
By Brendan Greeley - a staff writer for Bloomberg
Businessweek in New York.
2 comments:
This is freakin unbelievable. And then I stop to think....ahh no worries...someone will hack the NSA and those 50 year secrets will be public domain in no time.
Pretty sad. I wrote my congressidiots about this.
Post a Comment