Special Wannabe Edition

Dear Ben Carson:

Stop being such a pussy, will ya?  The media is not desperate to tarnish you.  They're not out to get you - No more than Fox News has been out to tarnish and get President Obama for the last 8 years; not by any stretch of the imagination.

The media is doing what the media does. Good or bad, you're not any different than any other candidate that ever was. You're not special.  You're not anything new.  You're a guy running for president, and you're under the microscope. Suck it up, buttercup.

So shut the fuck up and get on with your run.  Jesus H. Christ.

Palin Speaks (was Wannabe Edition)

Did anyone see this?

It’s hard for me to believe there are people in our midst who honestly believe this woman is qualified to do anything more than hoe a garden or navigate an ATV. I know high school kids who could've done better than this. She's so incompetent she can't even spew scripted mantra right!

It doesn't suprise me anymore, and that worries me.

Wannabe Edition

Marvin Richardson, an aspiring politician from Idaho, changed his name to – get this – Pro Life. He also pledged to run for governor every two years for the rest of his life.

Knock yourself out, Marv.