Saturday, December 24, 2016

Carl Paladumbass

I obviously haven’t written anything on this blog for some time.  With the staggering amount of painful dumbassery going on over the last couple of years, I just didn’t have it in me to try to keep up with it all.

But…I feel compelled to write a short bit about a magnificent dumbass and steaming piece of shit named Carl Paladino.  When recently asked what he’d like to see happen in 2017, he answered like this about the President and the First Lady of the United States:

“Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Her[e]ford. He dies before trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to [senior White House adviser] Valerie Jarrett, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her being a nice person and decapitated her.”

“Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortable in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

After being hammered by pretty much every sane person on the face of the earth with a reading comprehension and vocabulary exceeding the third grade, he denied that the comments were racist. 

As I’ve said in a number of comments on various pages over the last few days, Carl Paladino is a classless pussy with a big fucking mouth.  He really is a horrible human being.  He’s also a liar.

The bio on this piece of shit’s website claims the following:

“He received his Juris Doctor degree in 1971 and was assigned to Fort Bliss, Texas to serve for active duty in the U.S. Army.”

And

“He retired from military service as a Captain in 1981.”

Paladino’s previous military service claims were debunked by his own gubernatorial campaign manager, Michael Caputo, in a story by the NY Post in 2010.

Paladino served only for a few months on active duty in 1971, which is quite a difference from retiring from military service.  Records also showed that he spent 8 years in the Army reserves, serving mostly in Buffalo.  The reserves.  Let’s say his reserve time is right.  Reservists typically serve on active duty for two days a month for 11 months out of the year, and two weeks of active duty once a year.  That means (if my math is right), that Paladino served 384 days on active duty (1.05yrs).  Neither 8 years nor 384 days qualifies this pinhead for military retirement benefits.  There is, of course, the off chance that he was forced to take a medical retirement because of a physical ailment or mental dysfunction. 

Carl Paladino is a product of our own society, which has taken a turn for the dark, as evidence by the election of another horrible human being named Donald J. Trump who, of course, Paladino loves. 


What a sad time we live in where men like this have replaced men of honor and dignity who once served in our government.

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