Showing posts with label republican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label republican. Show all posts

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Giant Prick

Giant asshole and GOP Candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives Greg Gianforte has a giant anger problem. He also has a legal problem, having recently been charged with misdemeanor assault for attacking Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs.
If you do a Google search you'll find the audio recording of the assault.
Another fine, upstanding, God-fearing, law-abiding Republican.



Thursday, February 09, 2017

Gone Fishin'

Jason Chaffetz & Wolf Blitzer discuss POTUS and the Emolument Clause of the Constitution.  The hypocrisy just doesn't stop with the Republican party. How many taxpayer dollars did these clowns waste on Hillary Clinton fishing expeditions?


Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Department of Dumbass

Republican turd from Kentucky Thomas Massie has introduced legislation to eliminate the Federal Department of Education.  Brace yourself, the language in the bill is pretty high falutin’ by Kentucky standards:

“The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2018.”


Whew.  Thank you Mr. Massie – You’ve improved my vocabulary and reading comprehension tenfold!

Those of you who are so-inclined, should write your Congressmen to complain about this fuckin’ imp. 

Oh, and if you want to send him a little love note or call him, here’s his contact information:

Twitter:  @RepThomasMassie
WebMail:  Link
Telephone:  (502) 265-9119

And if your kids growing up to have the intellect of Kellyanne Conway or, God forbid, Donald Trump doesn’t piss you off…

…You should definitely be pissed that the party of dumbassery (That’s the GOP for you GOPers) is contributing to our country’s unemployed population.  Poor, poor Betsy DeVos will be unemployed if this cruel legislation passes through the wickets, and is signed into law by our Toddler in Chief, His Sensitivity, Donald “Big Fuckin’ Pussy” J. Trump.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

DEOTUS (Dumbass Elect of the US)

Considering idiot boy Donald Trump is the self-anointed king of non-political-correctness, he sure is acting like a big fucking pussy when other people decide to leave political correctness at home.

Mr. Sensitivity exposes his baby's-ass-soft psyche for all to see on Twitter every day.  How his fans don't see how unstable he is, is beyond me.  And this son of a bitch is going to command our military and have the ability to start a thermonuclear war.  That is pretty God damned scary.

Wake the fuck up, America.  We're in danger.


Saturday, December 24, 2016

Carl Paladumbass

I obviously haven’t written anything on this blog for some time.  With the staggering amount of painful dumbassery going on over the last couple of years, I just didn’t have it in me to try to keep up with it all.

But…I feel compelled to write a short bit about a magnificent dumbass and steaming piece of shit named Carl Paladino.  When recently asked what he’d like to see happen in 2017, he answered like this about the President and the First Lady of the United States:

“Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Her[e]ford. He dies before trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to [senior White House adviser] Valerie Jarrett, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her being a nice person and decapitated her.”

“Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortable in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

After being hammered by pretty much every sane person on the face of the earth with a reading comprehension and vocabulary exceeding the third grade, he denied that the comments were racist. 

As I’ve said in a number of comments on various pages over the last few days, Carl Paladino is a classless pussy with a big fucking mouth.  He really is a horrible human being.  He’s also a liar.

The bio on this piece of shit’s website claims the following:

“He received his Juris Doctor degree in 1971 and was assigned to Fort Bliss, Texas to serve for active duty in the U.S. Army.”

And

“He retired from military service as a Captain in 1981.”

Paladino’s previous military service claims were debunked by his own gubernatorial campaign manager, Michael Caputo, in a story by the NY Post in 2010.

Paladino served only for a few months on active duty in 1971, which is quite a difference from retiring from military service.  Records also showed that he spent 8 years in the Army reserves, serving mostly in Buffalo.  The reserves.  Let’s say his reserve time is right.  Reservists typically serve on active duty for two days a month for 11 months out of the year, and two weeks of active duty once a year.  That means (if my math is right), that Paladino served 384 days on active duty (1.05yrs).  Neither 8 years nor 384 days qualifies this pinhead for military retirement benefits.  There is, of course, the off chance that he was forced to take a medical retirement because of a physical ailment or mental dysfunction. 

Carl Paladino is a product of our own society, which has taken a turn for the dark, as evidence by the election of another horrible human being named Donald J. Trump who, of course, Paladino loves. 


What a sad time we live in where men like this have replaced men of honor and dignity who once served in our government.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Drumpf

I am so very, very tired of people saying, “I think what Mr. Trump means,” skirting answering questions, and asking the voting public to disregard his erratic, caustic, divisive, rude-ass behavior and rhetoric to focus on his message.  His message?  The logic behind the latter is absolutely insane.  That’s like asking a jury to disregard a serial child molester’s crimes because he’s such a wonderful advocate for the poor.  Wow.


And to ignore the fact that he incited his now-base into a frothy feeding frenzy by continuously promoting a lie about the President of the United States is just plain fucked up.  I don’t care who the fuck started what, but if the son of a bitch can’t own something he did, and admit it was a mistake or whatever…well, fuck him. 

#nevertrump

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Citizenship

Some Republicans are suggesting the 14th Amendment be changed or removed (I don't recall which), so that being born in the U.S. doesn't result in automatic U.S. citizenship.

That's brilliant.  How do they propose citizenship be attained for those born here?  Are we going to create a huge government bureaucracy to review every birth of every person in the U.S. to make sure they meet whatever heinous criteria is established for citizenship?

So much for the "party of small government."  Fuckin' idiots.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Idiota!

"Opening the American Embassy in Cuba will do nothing to help the Cuban people and is just another trivial attempt for President Obama to go legacy shopping."

- Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R) Florida

Wow.  Really?   Idiot.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Bobby Jindal

And I quote...

"Marriage between a man and a woman was established by God, and no earthly court can alter that. This decision will pave the way for an all out assault against the religious freedom of Christians who disagree with this decision."

Fuckin' idiot.

Marriage defined :-)

Saturday, December 20, 2014

A Fine Republicunt Indeed

This is kinda old news but...

Once upon a time, Republican Wisconsin State Representative named Mary Czaja Opposed mandatory insurance coverage for chemotherapy pills.  She opposed it, that is, until she came down with the ol' cancer bug herself.

Yes boys and girls, she changed her fuckin' mind.  Amazing. Just God damned amazing.

I don't wish ill of anyone, but I wouldn't give one fuck if the cancer she now has took her life.  And I secretly hope she somehow reads this post and has the opportunity to know that someone doesn't give a shit if she dies. Kinda like she didn't give a shit about those who might have died because they didn't get the chemotherapy pills she wanted to deny them.

Fuck you, Mary.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/03/25/wisconsin-republican-flip-flops-mandatory-coverage-chemotherapy-pills-getting-cancer/

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Flori-Duh

Yet another dose of crazy coming out of the great state of Florida.  It seems that the Orange County school board, once a stout proponent of passing out bibles in public schools, is now having second thoughts.

Wait, wait, wait…don’t get all geeked up just yet.  The board didn’t have an epiphany, suddenly realizing that a public school is no place for religious propaganda.  They still love Jesus, and want to jam Christianity down your children’s throats just as much today as they did yesterday.  They’re just a little out of sorts because The Satanic Temple wants to distribute coloring books to schoolchildren. 

Board chairman Bill Sublette said of the proposal, “This really has, frankly, gotten out of hand,” and “I think we've seen a group or groups take advantage of the open forum we've had.”  Of course it’s out of hand, Billy.  It’s always out of hand when people force their religions on others.  Religion should be kept the fuck out of government.  Every crazy-ass religion out there should be banned from all government or government sponsored activities.

The Orange County board is now considering a change of policy, which could happen in January or February.  The group that passes out bibles says the possible policy change is an attack on Christianity.  Ha!

Here’s a link to the coloring book.

Here are Google search results for the topic.

The comments on some of the news sites reporting this story are hilarious. 


Fucking idiots.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

The Party of Lies


Someone in the Republican Party is re-thinking their stance on homosexuals and gay marriage. You can bet your sweet, flaming bippy it ain’t because they had a big, fat group change of heart. They’re doing it, quite obviously, in an attempt to attract more voters. What voters, you ask? Those who agree with what the Republican Party stands for with the exception of gay marriage. 

What I find particularly discouraging is that there are people just this one issue away from voting Republican. Not all of them will because I suspect they’re smart enough to know that, while the Right may proclaim to the free world that they now magically and freely endorse gay marriage, it is in no way a sincere change of heart. It’s quite the opposite – acutely insincere. Republicans are, in essence, lying to the American people. They no more believe gays should be allowed to marry than they believe in dinosaurs and the Big Bang theory. Politicians lie to the voting public as a matter of habit, but no party should be allowed to get away with this. 

They want power for no one but the party and corporate America – not the citizens – and they’ll say anything to get it.

Dan Patrick - You Ignorant Fuck

“While ISIS terrorists threaten to cross our border and kill Americans, my opponent falsely attacks me to hide her failed record on illegal immigration,”

In his latest political commercial, Texas gubernatorial candidate Dan Patrick attempts to steer voters his way (and away from them pussy Democrats) by scaring them.

Unfortunately, this tactic works on the cerebrally challenged.  Fortunately, the cerebrally challenged already vote Republican.

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Irony

Former aide to governor Chris Christie, Bill Stepien, was reported to have said in an email:

"It's fine. The mayor is an idiot, though. When some, lose some."

Nice.  Idiot




Thursday, October 03, 2013

Randy Neugebauer

Congressman Randy Neugebauer (R-Texas) scolded a federal park ranger for not allowing tourists into the World War II Memorial in Washington D.C.  He told her that the “Park service should be ashamed” for not allowing tourists into the memorial, which had been closed due to, you guessed it, the likes of Randy Neugebauer.  This is the same asshole who called fellow Representative Bart Stupak (D-Mich) a baby killer on the floor of the House of Representatives.


Mr. Neugebauer – You have one fuckload of nerve.  How dare you reprimand a fellow civil servant for doing the job she was charged to do.  She wouldn’t be in such a shitty position if you and your Congressional ilk would fund the government and deal with the Affordable Care Act in a dedicated session.  You are a dishonorable disgrace to our country. 

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Screw You, Wan-Yu Elisa Chan

In the interest of equality, I’m including San Antonio District Nine City Councilwoman Elisa Chan as an Honoree Dumbass.  You see, if I excluded her from this little blog of mine, some might think I was racist in that Asians are being treated differently in that they aren’t properly represented here.

For those of you who don’t know the story, here’s a summary, followed by a few links to stories about her crass dumbassery:

Elisa Chan was recorded by a former aide at a meeting spewing homophobic gems like:
·         “You know, to be quite honest, I know this is not politically correct.  I never bought in that you are born,  that you are born gay. I can't imagine it.”
·         “I will say, 'Strip down! What equipment do you have?'” “I'm telling you. Crazy. We're getting to crazy    realm.”
·         After being advised that the newspapers will “get” her:  “That's why I never would say that outside because they kill me.” When I say that it's ... behavioral preference, they say that, 'No, you're born with it.' But I never bought into that.”
·        In response to her former Chief of Policy Jeff Bazan telling her that gay people can be identified by their faces alone (yeah, someone really said that), she said, “No, that's because they shave. And I also think they could take hormone shots.”
·         This is my philosophy, guys.”
·         “Whatever you want to do in your bedroom is none of my business, but do not impose your view on other people, especially becoming policy ... because personally, I think it's just disgusting just to even think about. All the definitions…”
·         By the way, this is politically incorrect,” she told her aides. “I don't think homosexual people should do adoption. They should be banned by adoption. You're going to confuse those kids. They should be banned.”  She also said, “If you wanted to choose that lifestyle, we don't want to discriminate you, but you shouldn't affect the young people.  How terrible. ... They're going to be confused. You see two men go into a bedroom. You see two women kissing. Is that not confusing? It's confusing.  It is actually, what you call, suggestive, for the kids to be corrupt, which is against nature. I'm telling you, anything that is against nature is not right.”

Astonishingly, she reveals her über-deceptive, wishy-washy, wussified political strategy by going on to say:
·         “We do not want to attack any group.  I'm respectful of their choices, right? Even though I don't believe that, but they're free people, they can do whatever they want to do. But ... don't just come back and say you're being discriminated.”

Tangential Dumbass
Her entire circle likely shares her homophobic views.  Jeff Bazan, her former Chief of Policy said to her in the recording:

·        “The road we're going ... incest and being able to marry animals, that's all going to happen.”  In an apology he said he “deeply regretted” saying that.  Whatever, idiot.  You said it and you meant it.  There’s no undoing it.

Personal note to Ms. Chan:
That you, an Asian minority can rail against another minority is staggeringly ironic and contradictory considering the oppression of and discrimination against Asians in the U.S. over the years. 

While the “plumbing” men and women have was, in fact, designed to reproduce, one’s attraction to a person of the same sex is no more a choice than one’s liking or disliking of, say, broccoli or a particular song.  Why someone likes or dislikes something is infinitely more complex than any of us can possibly understand, and is most certainly decided at the genetic level.  I like liver and onions.  Not everyone does.  I can’t tell you why I like liver and onions, but I like it.  I choose to eat liver because I like it.  Why I like it is ingrained in me somehow, somewhere I’ll never understand; nor will you.

You have the right to say and believe whatever you want to say and believe.  It is, as you said in a recent news conference, free speech.  What I find particularly telling about your politics, is that you only took this social stand after your true opinion on homosexuality was made public.  Your strategic intent to slither around the issue, as evidenced in the recordings, is downright offensive.  If you believe something, say it.  Don’t play both sides of the fence.  Why can’t politicians just say what they believe?  I’ll tell you why – Because power means more than service to most all of them.

I don’t care if you’re repulsed by homosexuality.  It really doesn’t matter to me in the least.  What does matter to me is that you believe your fellow citizens and human beings should be afforded fewer protections and rights because of something they cannot control.  Do gay people choose to like, love, marry and have sex with people of the same sex?  Sure they do; just like heterosexuals do.  What you need to ask yourself is why – Why heterosexuals and homosexuals alike choose to be attracted to the people they do.  You and I will likely never know the answer to that question.

In the end, Ms. Chan, you simply need to live and let live.  Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people are just that – People.  If they’re not living to your standards, pay them no mind, but don’t ever think your opinions and points of view on human sexuality and relationships are more righteous than anyone else’s.  And don’t ever think you have the right to oppress and discriminate based on sexual preference or identity.

Links
My SA Story
The New Civil Rights Movement website
Texas Observer




Monday, December 24, 2012

I Feel a Crap Coming On

Fuck, I love the Republican Religious Right.

Republican US Senator from Idaho Michael Crapo was arrested in Virginia on 12/23 for driving under the influence after running a red light.  Crapo is also a Mormon.  Nice.

Not surprisingly, this epitome of ethics:

- Voted YES on allowing some lobbyist gifts to Congress. (Mar 2006)
- Voted NO on establishing the Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Mar 2006)
- Voted NO on banning "soft money" contributions and restricting issue ads. (Mar 2002)
 
For more on this craptastic piece of self-righteous hypocrisy, check his voting record.
 

 

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Double Dose of Dumbass!


Texas State Representative John Garza, and prolific Dumbass, was nabbed by local television station WOAI for questionable use of campaign funds.  Among the questionable spending:

- $900 for a Christmas dinner at a fancy steak joint in San Antonio reported by him as a “meeting to discuss officer-holder and campaign issues.”  Unfortunately for this ethically challenged politician, the dinner crowd was comprised of his family members.  WOAI reporter Brian Collister pressed him on the issue.  Garza changed tunes a few times, first saying the dinner was a campaign event attended by longtime supporters; then fessing up to his family being there; then denying he ever said it, all in the same fucking piece.  Moron.

- $4,000 to his wife, who is his campaign treasurer.  He wrote up the expense as “contract labor for campaign services.”  He declined to tell Collister what kind of work she did.  Nice.

Surprise Dumbass!
One of Garza’s advisors, Von Ormy Mayor Art Martinez de Vara, sent Garza an email and accidentally copied reporter Brian Collister!   In the email, Martinez told Garza, “The less we give him, the less he has to work with to make a story.” 

Holy sheep shit!  Now we have a pair of dumbasses, apparently equally corrupt and unethical, but also exceedingly stupid.

So, after being busted by Collister and WOAI, Garza paid back his campaign a total of $6,000.  That covers the dinner, the $4K he paid his wife, and additional expenditures on the purchase of a Tuxedo and boots, if you can fucking believe that.

Some tidbits from Garza’s press release (which was more of an attack on his political opponent than anything).  My comments are in blue text.

1.  “My integrity has always been paramount...”
Not anymore.

2.  “To put any questions to rest and to force my opponent to focus on real issues affecting working families, I have reimbursed my campaign for any expenses that have been questioned.”
You wouldn’t have any questions to put to rest, or money to reimburse if you hadn’t misappropriated your campaign funds to begin with.
3.  “…I will not have my integrity brought into question.”
Too late.
4.  “…to have Philip Cortez call that [Garza’s integrity] into question, no matter how outrageously, has had an impact on me and my reputation. I first ran for State Representative to restore accountability to a district where it was sorely lacking.”
You called your integrity into question on your own by spending campaign money the way you did.

5.  “In an effort to hide his [Cortez’s] well-documented history of lying to voters, he has attacked Representative Garza’s unimpeachable integrity.”
I’m thinking “unimpeachable” is an adjective you shouldn’t be using anymore to define your integrity.

When are we as a society going to pass laws that hold our public servants to higher standards, and increase their punishment when caught and convicted of violating the law?

Now for some links:




Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Dumbass du Jour - Richard Mourdock

"I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.” – Richard Mourdock, Indiana Republican Senate candidate, October 2012.

Indiana Democrats better be the fuck out in force.  This idiot has no business in public service.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Yo, Fatso

On today’s Meet the Press Chris Christie said Mitt Romney’s all about shared sacrifice.  I say Chris Christie is full of shit.  If Mitt was truly about shared sacrifice, he’d be talking about fixing the tax code so the rich pay the same percentage as I do (in the mid 30%s), and he’d know that a humane society takes care of its poor not by taxing them, but by helping them help themselves.

Fuckin’ idiot.