Showing posts with label GOP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GOP. Show all posts

Friday, May 26, 2017

Greg Gianforte - Dumbass - God Level

Well, Greg Gianforte won his Montana house seat.  He also apologized.  I’m unimpressed.

“Sometimes, hard work is borne out of hard lessons.”
Sounds fancy, and may impress Gianforte’s base, but means nothing and makes absolutely no sense.  “Borne” is the past participle of “to bear,” (as in to give birth).  It should be the other way around.  The way he has it, it means that hard lessons result in hard work.  Anyway…sorry about that.  No matter what order Gianforte arranges his verbs – This doesn’t, by a longshot, make up for physically attacking someone who did nothing physical to him.


“Made a mistake.”
Right – but a 56-year-old, stable, sensible, educated adult doesn’t make these kinds of mistakes – Or shouldn’t.  Jacobs asked Gianforte a question that he himself promised to answer once the CBO report on the administration’s health care plan (AHCA) came out.  Instead of answering, Gianforte reacted like a giant, petulant two-year-old who doesn’t get his way.

“I should not have treated that reporter that way.”
He’s right. Now he should step down.

Whatever happened to honor in politics and public service?  Yeah, yeah – I get that there have been shitty people in politics for a couple of hundred years, but come on now – Political wannabes assaulting a member of the free press for asking a simple question is crossing the line in what’s supposed to be a civilized society and first-world country.  Hell, we demand more out of pop stars and collegiate/professional athletes!!!

Apologies shouldn’t be enough to atone for irresponsible, rash behavior like Gianforte’s.  At a minimum, people should be astonished that someone with as little self-control as Gianforte is now an elected member of the Congress of the United States.  Someone who makes these kinds of decisions as a result of simple questions should not be making political decisions at the national level.

If Gianforte had even a minimal sense of honor, shame, and responsibility he would decline to take office.  We all know that would never happen in today’s political climate but wouldn’t that be refreshing?  “Ladies and gentlemen – I acted irrationally and wholly inappropriately when I attacked Mr. Jacobs.  While I feel confident that I can execute the office to which I was elected I cannot, with clear conscience, take office while I have even the slightest worry that some of you lack confidence in me because of my actions.  The State of Montana and our country as a whole should, without fail, expect and demand their elected officials’ behavior be above reproach.  Breaching that trust and expectation, or even giving the appearance of having breached it should always be construed as reasonable cause to step down from office or to decline election/appointment.  Thank you very much.”

Okay.  I’m awake now.  Wow.  That was a weird dream. 

When do you suppose we’ll grow up and stop yelling at each other?
- When do you suppose thoughtful, respectful, and articulate disagreement will replace what we’re doing now?
-  When do you suppose we and our elected official will realize that compromise is critical to the maintenance of our democracy?
-  When do you suppose we’ll insist our public servants be honorable, intelligent, and interested in serving everyone, not just their particular party?


Make no mistake – Gianforte isn’t in this game for the sense of service to country – He’s in it for himself and anyone that can do something for him. 

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Giant Prick

Giant asshole and GOP Candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives Greg Gianforte has a giant anger problem. He also has a legal problem, having recently been charged with misdemeanor assault for attacking Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs.
If you do a Google search you'll find the audio recording of the assault.
Another fine, upstanding, God-fearing, law-abiding Republican.



Saturday, February 18, 2017

Sunday, February 12, 2017

De Dumbass

The Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) had a web site once upon a time.  Then Toddler in Chief Donald J. Trump appointed painfully unqualified Billionaire Betsy DeVos to head the Department of Education.  Shortly after she was confirmed, the IDEA site was magically taken down.



Here it is before it was taken down, thanks to the Internet Wayback Machine.  Now if you try to go there now, you’ll find it gone, dead, kaput. 

Great job Betsy, you fuck!



Thursday, February 09, 2017

Gone Fishin'

Jason Chaffetz & Wolf Blitzer discuss POTUS and the Emolument Clause of the Constitution.  The hypocrisy just doesn't stop with the Republican party. How many taxpayer dollars did these clowns waste on Hillary Clinton fishing expeditions?


Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Department of Dumbass

Republican turd from Kentucky Thomas Massie has introduced legislation to eliminate the Federal Department of Education.  Brace yourself, the language in the bill is pretty high falutin’ by Kentucky standards:

“The Department of Education shall terminate on December 31, 2018.”


Whew.  Thank you Mr. Massie – You’ve improved my vocabulary and reading comprehension tenfold!

Those of you who are so-inclined, should write your Congressmen to complain about this fuckin’ imp. 

Oh, and if you want to send him a little love note or call him, here’s his contact information:

Twitter:  @RepThomasMassie
WebMail:  Link
Telephone:  (502) 265-9119

And if your kids growing up to have the intellect of Kellyanne Conway or, God forbid, Donald Trump doesn’t piss you off…

…You should definitely be pissed that the party of dumbassery (That’s the GOP for you GOPers) is contributing to our country’s unemployed population.  Poor, poor Betsy DeVos will be unemployed if this cruel legislation passes through the wickets, and is signed into law by our Toddler in Chief, His Sensitivity, Donald “Big Fuckin’ Pussy” J. Trump.

Friday, February 03, 2017

Religious Nut Job

And speaking of reversing the Johnson Amendment, that keeps Churches out of politics... ...If you've never heard of a nut-job "religious" creep named Rick Joyner, have a look. He is one of the many reasons churches should be taxed, and kept the fuck out of politics.

Big Gun, Tiny Penis

Hurray!  Now mentally unstable people can get firearms again!!!  Not that there aren't plenty of them already, but fuck.  Seriously?

The Right has an unhealthy obsession with firearms, violence, and trying to compensate for their tiny, tiny dicks. Oh, and then there's all the pocket lining going on in Washington, which shouldn’t surprise anyone.

I have never understood the obsession. I get that people like guns, and like to shoot guns. I have one, and used to target shoot and hunt in Arizona. And I trained with them, carried them, and used them in the military.  But…I’m not frothing at the mouth to make sure that every crazy son of a bitch in the country can get them with no checks and balances.  There’s a measure of common sense that needs to be applied here, but there’s just too much money flowing from lobbyists to politicians’ pockets for that to ever happen.

If people put a fraction of the energy they expend obsessing over guns helping the poor or contributing to society, we’d have a better damned place to live.  They’ll realize that when they’re on their death beds I suppose, when none of that shit will matter at all…just the people they love and will miss.


Here in Texas, they’re entertaining doing away with all licensing requirements for concealed or open carry, so it’ll soon be easier to get and carry a firearm than it will to be legally allowed to cut hair or open a day care business.  There’s something really fuckin’ wrong with that.

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

Snowflakes, All of 'em!!!!

The Fascist Snowflake in Chief has decided not to allow his spokesmorons onto CNN, because they’re “fake news.” Coming from an administration full of chronic liars, this is particularly humorous. CNN need not worry about not having these dunces on their shows. Trump and his ilk are quite adept at showing the world, by their big fuckin’ pie holes, that they’re ignorant, dishonest, and just downright awful human beings. Fuck them.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Onward Christian Dumbass

Well, Dumbass in Chief Donald J. Trump (aka DonDon) and his faux-Christian band of little dumbasses can’t seem to get through a full day without fucking something up and/or causing some controversy or another. This time around it’s a ban on Muslims from a few Middle-Eastern countries, all in the name of protecting us from them thar evil terrorists, who are coming here in droves to establish a Muslim caliphate and enact sharia law to enslave and slay all of us God-fearing ‘Murcans. Hey shit heads – You really wanna protect us? See if you can do something about reducing the thousands of us who are murdered every year by mentally unstable idiots with guns. Start pressuring states to enact stricter laws for violent crimes. Release all citizens in prison for possession of drugs for personal use, and keep violent criminals in longer. They have no right to be free. And, since you and your wall-building, refugee-hating followers claim to be devout Christian, which is dubious, I offer a passage from the Bible: Matthew 25:31-46
The Sheep and the Goats 31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left. 34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ 37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink?38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ 41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ 44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ 45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ 46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

Monday, January 23, 2017

Pants on Fucking Fire

After watching Meet the Press interview Kellyanne Conway this past Sunday, and listening to White House press secretary Sean Spicer's first press briefing, my opinion of this administration, though already very low, has sunk to even lower depths.

The lies these despicable despots and hacks spew, and the people that enable them, are a disgrace to our country, our way of life, and the great democracy our Founding Fathers envisioned for our country.

Here's KellyAnne Lying.  The "dishonest media" can't be blamed for this one - They're her own words:


And now for Spicer

Saturday, January 21, 2017

They're All Nucking Futs

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was sent to the White House Press Room by Herr Trump (Heil Trump!) to scold the media about misrepresenting the size of the crowds at yesterday’s inauguration.  He also said, “This was the largest audience to witness an inauguration. Period!”  And that it was “shameful and wrong” for the media to make that “misrepresentation.” 

Here’s what I think is shameful and wrong, Mr. Spicer:
1. The President talks about unity and serving all the people, yet offers no olive branch or words of inclusion in his inauguration speech. He is divisive, caustic, and unstable to the point that I don’t believe he is capable of finishing his term in office without some major internal government/Constitutional crisis.

2. The President spoke to the CIA today and talked more about himself and the media than he did about embracing the intelligence community, which serves us all, silently and honorably.

3. The fact that you had a press conference to whine about the media’s portrayal of crowd size.  It doesn’t matter how right or wrong the estimates were; what matters to me is that you have as poor judgment as Trump.  Would a sane person show their face to millions and millions of people and serve as a proxy crybaby for someone the likes of Trump over something so minor?  This administration’s pettiness is unnerving.  Grow the fuck up and start running the country, not trying to prove that you’ve got bigger dicks than the other guy?  Jesus.

You guys won. Stop the crying and fretting over little shit.  Serve us all, not just your constituency.  Compromise is critical if we are to function as a cohesive republic.


Duffy or Dummy?

Representative Sean Duffy (R-WI) said on CNN this morning that he didn't agree the GOP was the party of obstruction during President Obama's time in office. WTF is that Dumbass smoking? Unbelievable.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

DEOTUS (Dumbass Elect of the US)

Considering idiot boy Donald Trump is the self-anointed king of non-political-correctness, he sure is acting like a big fucking pussy when other people decide to leave political correctness at home.

Mr. Sensitivity exposes his baby's-ass-soft psyche for all to see on Twitter every day.  How his fans don't see how unstable he is, is beyond me.  And this son of a bitch is going to command our military and have the ability to start a thermonuclear war.  That is pretty God damned scary.

Wake the fuck up, America.  We're in danger.


Christopher von Dumbass

What a guy. Greenwich, Connecticut politician Christopher von Keyserling is a pussy grabber. But wait - There's more! While his lawyer calls the accusation outrageous, the police say there is security surveillance video that corroborates the woman's claims. Good. Fuck him.

If we don't stop these slimy, unethical politicians when they're just tiny dingle berries, they'll grow up to be big turds in the Fed. Mr. von Keyserling is a little old to "grow up" to the federal government but, his transgression deserves attention and scorn.

Here's some reading material.